Yesterday I went to Candyland in downtown Saint Paul and got a pound of chocolate covered gummi bears and I was all:

Here’s a really real unaltered picture of Shaquille Oneal eating a fish while that “Go away, I’m ‘baitin” guy from Idiocracy watches in surprise.

Happy Tuesday! I hope you’re having a good day as much as Shaquille Oneal is hoping that there is something delicious to eat in that platter!

Here’s the Shaquille Oneal just hanging out in his grubbies eating a box of donuts.

Let’s start things out with this picture of Shaquille Oneal eating a giant meatball!